If not for their habit of harpooning and hacking to death thousands of whales every year in defiance of an international ban, Norwegians would rightly deserve the title as the world’s kindest people. Norway, a country of just 5 million people, donates more money per capita to poor countries than any other country in the world.

Where there are bicycles about there is hope as it deters the destructive nature of fossil fuels giving mother earth a billion more rolls, but where there are horses in town, women are in their pink and tend to self-destruct much much later. When is the next flight?